- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

I like school Said no one ever.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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