- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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