- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Obama = ebola

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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