Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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