- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How high is the sky? True or False

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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