SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Anti Joke

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