Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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