- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

it was all Tagart

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

quantum physics?

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

womans having rights.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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