- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

your mum

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

I have a really funny joke.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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