- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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