- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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