- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the fish fly It didn't

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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