Potassium? K.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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