Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

this website is a bad joke

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Weaner

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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