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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

SHUT UP JP

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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