- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What stops a train? A missile

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Knock knock. Get out!!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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