- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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