- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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