- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

No it doesnt..

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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