- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Gay rights.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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