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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's long and black The unemployment line

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

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