Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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