Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Roses are flowers.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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