What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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No your aunties a joke

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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