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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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