A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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your so fat. your fat!

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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