- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

whats hairy and crys your mom

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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