- Anti Joke

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

what's funny about war? nothing!

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.