A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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