- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Roses are flowers.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you call an blank test? an F

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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