- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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