- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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