- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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