- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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