- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

i found waldo.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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