- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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