- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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