- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

someone called someone else a frog

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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