what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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