- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Wait! hundred billions!

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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