Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

where do some birds live in? Earth

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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