- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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