- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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