- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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