Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

My Butthole.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What would u like to drink?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

This is an anti- joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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