- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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