- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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