- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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