Choir.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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