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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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