- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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