What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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