Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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knock knock who's there? faith

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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