- Anti Joke

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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