- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

all these jokes are horrible now

women's rights

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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