- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Women's Rights

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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