- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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