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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Cripples are lame.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Liverpool City Football Club

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

kieran is a homosexual

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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