what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A American seeking into mexico

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Women's rights

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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