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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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