- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

The New York Giants

A woman walks into a bar.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

#Getweird

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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