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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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