why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Anti Joke

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