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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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