- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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