- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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