Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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