Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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knock knock who's there ?

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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