Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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