How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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