- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

knock knock come in !

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Communism hehe xd

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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