Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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