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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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