- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

speak now or forever hold your pee

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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