My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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I asked her where you were.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What does? 42

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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