- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Turkeys are obese

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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