What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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TRICERATOPS!

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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