Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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