- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

I shot a bitch.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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