How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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George W. Bush

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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