A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Jebron Lames.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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