- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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