- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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