What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A bar walks into a man

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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