How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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I went to work today....

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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