A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Refridgerator.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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