What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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outside your comfort zone

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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A man walks into a vagina

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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