- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

No it doesnt..

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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