Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Pickle

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Phew... it's gone.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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