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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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