- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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