- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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