I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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