what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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