- Anti Joke

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies