Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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