Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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