i dont fisish anythi

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Granny porn!

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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