- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Where's the soap?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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