Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What comes after 69? 70

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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