- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Knock Knock.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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