Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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