How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

kieran is a homosexual

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

ejaculation JLR

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Anyone can post anything.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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