- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Gay rights.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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