- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

whats yellow? lots of things.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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