- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A hill billy went fishing

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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