- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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