- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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