- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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