- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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