A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Black people having a Job.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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