How high is the sky? True or False

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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