- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

A: Do you like it B: No

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

I went to work today....

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