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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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