- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to work today....

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Jake. Walsh.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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