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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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su algato es en fuego

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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