- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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