- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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