- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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