How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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João Duarte reads this.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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