What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Dislike if you are a prostitute

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

AND

thumb_up thumb_down -9

It's all Taggart

thumb_up thumb_down -9

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops