- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

An man walks to a bra

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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