- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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