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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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