- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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