- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Please don't shoot me

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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