- Anti Joke

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.