What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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